Woke up: 136 lbs
After pee: 135.2 (Woot!)
Put on clothes (minus sweater): 136.9
Put on sweater: 137.4
Weighed child: 28.8
Picked up said child: 166 (wtf?)
Repeat above: 166.1 (closer)
Repeat above: 166.1 (closer)
Put down child: 137.4
Pooped: 137.4 (!)
Total time elapsed: 20 minutes
Conclusion: Someone like me should never own a scale.
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PS-not telling someone how much you weigh is like refusing to tell someone your height.