Monday: Go ahead, talk to me. Ask me anything. I’m quick, witty, intelligent and intuitive.
Tuesday: WTF? How much time and money did I spend on college and law school and for what?
Wednesday: Phew, a little relieved, a little revived. Still tough, I’m no genius and still can’t get on Jeopardy, but I’m no fool.
Thursday: Talking to my therapist about everything my parents did wrong.
Friday & Saturday: Drunk and toasting Will Shortz himself.
Sunday: Fuck You.
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